Disposal 2: A Tale of Green and Relaxation

On the evening of few events there was a few somewhat young women on a walk. There were chatting and getting along well. As they were chatting they passed a church dumpster. They were quite surprised as to what they saw. There was something large and green in it ... no, there appeared to be two. From what they saw it seemed as though the two could have been connected at one point. The green color came from a fabric that was solid in color. Since they weren't reading about this beautiful forsaken object/s they had already known it was a COUCH! Yes, that's right, a couch! Who had done this? Where was it's place of origin? Of course, you can't necessarily blame the people who caried out the task. How were they to know? There had to have been some sort of a conspirator, or a mastermind who thought up this scheme...but who?... and why?!?! There seemed to be nothing wrong with it and it definitely had not become obsolete and useless. Ruth (not candy) posed a question to the rest of the group on this tragedy, "Anybody need a new couch?"

This is based on a true story. All quotes (1) are not exact, but are quite similar to what was originally said. This is an opinion article and may appear to be slightly one sided. This was done in order to express the author's views on this topic. Some typos or mistakes may have been made in the process of bringing the truth into light. It is expected that they are forgiven by semi-perfectionists and perfectionists ... and Tom. All who comment that are not known by the contributors that have no purpose for this post are subject to anger and annoyed feelings from the staff....and Tom commenting, "Not again." Spam is frowned upon (spam doesn't mean spiced ham in a can!) Long live the canned ham I have never tasted! Long live the Pope!!!!!